I Found 40x Leverage, Marge
"The bot trades perps all night. I trade donuts. Marge says that's not a hedge, but she's never been short a cruller."
DOH HOMER IS TRADING PERPS CAN'T TALK, EATING PROFITS D'OH! LONG DONUTS, SHORT EVERYTHING ELSE TECHNICALLY I'M WORKING 40X IS JUST 4X WITH A DONUT ON THE END
DOH HOMER IS TRADING PERPS CAN'T TALK, EATING PROFITS D'OH! LONG DONUTS, SHORT EVERYTHING ELSE TECHNICALLY I'M WORKING 40X IS JUST 4X WITH A DONUT ON THE END
BUY ON PUMP.FUN PERPS ARE ON PUMP.FUN NOW. HOMER WAS EARLY. LIVE ON HYPERLIQUID TRYING IS THE FIRST STEP TOWARDS FAILURE JUST DON'T LOOK. JUST DON'T LOOK. TO ALCOHOL: THE CAUSE OF AND SOLUTION TO ALL OF LIFE'S PROBLEMS D'OH!
BUY ON PUMP.FUN PERPS ARE ON PUMP.FUN NOW. HOMER WAS EARLY. LIVE ON HYPERLIQUID TRYING IS THE FIRST STEP TOWARDS FAILURE JUST DON'T LOOK. JUST DON'T LOOK. TO ALCOHOL: THE CAUSE OF AND SOLUTION TO ALL OF LIFE'S PROBLEMS D'OH!
What Is DOH?
"It's like money, but funnier."
Homer J. Simpson
The Token
DOH is a Solana meme coin built on Homer Simpson's accidental genius. No VCs, no roadmap written by a committee, no committee. Just a token with a real perps bot behind it, trading on Hyperliquid while Homer naps.
The Bot
Homer's bot trades perps on Hyperliquid 24/7. Bitcoin, Nvidia, Meta, even oil. Long, short, in, out, thousands of trades a day. Homer doesn't know what half of those companies do. The bot does. Watch it work on the TV above.
The Edge
Most meme coins have nothing behind them. DOH has a trading desk in a basement. Every trade lands on Hyperliquid's public record, and every P&L number on the dashboard comes straight from the wallet. The dashboard doesn't lie, and neither does Homer. (Well, sometimes Homer lies.)
DOH lives on Solana. The bot trades perps on Hyperliquid, the same place Pump.fun just plugged into its app. The vibes are Springfield. This isn't financial advice. It's financial entertainment. Homer would want you to do your own research, but he'd also want you to know he didn't do any of his.
Buy DOH on pump.funHow It Works
The DOH Perps trading system, explained
Step 1: The Market
Hyperliquid has perps on hundreds of things. Bitcoin, Nvidia, crude oil. No expiry date, so nobody yells at you when time's up. You go long, you go short, you go to bed. And now it's all inside the Pump.fun app too.
Step 2: The Bot
My bot trades dozens of those markets at the same time, all day and all night. Little trades, in and out, long and short. Thousands of them. I'd help, but I'm busy supervising from the couch.
Step 3: The P&L
Every time the bot closes a trade, Hyperliquid writes down the win or the D'oh, after fees. Funding gets paid or collected every hour. Marge calls that accounting. I call that somebody else's job.
Step 4: The Dashboard
Every trade, every win, every dollar shows up on the TV above, live from Hyperliquid. Nobody types the numbers in. I'm not allowed near the numbers. The wallet is public, so you can check it all yourself.
The DOH Origin Story
As told by Homer J. Simpson at Moe's Tavern, 11:47 PM, fourth Duff
It started with Lenny.
Lenny told me about perps at Moe's. No expiry date. You go long, you go short, you go to bed. Bitcoin, Nvidia, oil, all in one place on Hyperliquid, and you can stay in as long as you want. Or as short as you want. That's the joke. I get it now.
So I built a bot to do it for me. It trades dozens of perps markets at once, long and short, thousands of fills a day. It doesn't get tired, it doesn't get hungry, and it never has to ask Marge.
Then on October 28, 2026, Pump.fun put Hyperliquid perps right inside their app, and I figured it was time to put my bot on the big screen. The clock and the P&L on this page start that morning.
Everybody wants to know what I've been doing in the basement. Now you can watch.
DOH is the token. The bot is the engine. The dashboard is the proof.
